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The England head coach detested the label Bazball the moment it emerged, considering it reductive and maybe foreseeing how it could be weaponised down the line. Right now, down 2-0 in an Test series in Australia that started with high hopes, it has turned into the subject of Australian jokes.

However the coach has not helped himself either. After the crushing defeat at the Gabba, his insistence that, if there was an issue, England were 'too prepared' before the day-night Test was akin to attempting to extinguish a bin fire with gasoline. It could become his epitaph as national coach if results do not improve.

On one level, you almost have to admire his dedication to the philosophy. As much as McCullum claims to block out outside criticism, he must have been all too aware of an England team increasingly characterised as carefree and underprepared.

The truth, as ever, is not so simple. England enjoy golf just as much during their scheduled breaks as their opponents and they train just as much. Prior to the Gabba Test, they trained for longer, completing five days compared to Australia's three, due to their lack of exposure to the pink Kookaburra ball and the different seeing conditions.

The Debate of Preparation and Training

The coach's point about being "over-prepared" was that those additional training days were his call – the moment he blinked in his belief that minimal preparation is best. It suggested a Test match's worth of focus was expended before they even took the field in the intensity of Australia's fortress. And though net practice are a opportunity to refine technique, they can also become a safety blanket; zero consequence activity that simply maintains the reactions quick.

Schedules are tight such that warm-up matches against state sides were unavailable (with no guarantee, when you consider England having played three before the 5-0 series loss in 2013-14). More difficult to justify is the disregard of domestic red-ball cricket as a worthwhile exercise in general, evidenced by a young player's wasted summer.

Match Deficiencies and Strategic Lack of Evolution

Only playing hardens cricketers for the many situations they encounter, and it is here where England have so far fallen well short. It is not only with the batting – harrowing as some of the decision-making has been – but an bowling attack that seems without a spearhead. None has shown the persistence or control that the exceptional Mitchell Starc and his teammates have delivered.

McCullum's unconventional outlook was freeing during its initial year, an effective, well diagnosed remedy to shake off the torpor that preceded it. The frustration now stems from how it has seemingly failed to move beyond that point – the lack of an upgrade to the initial philosophy that has seen results decline to 14 wins and 14 losses from their last 30 Tests.

Player Focus and Team Decisions

One such player is the wicketkeeper-batter, a talent, no question, but one who is being constantly tested on each side of the bat and missed two key chances with the gloves. It probably does not help when your counterpart, the Australian keeper, has just produced a virtuoso performance.

Going by McCullum's words after the match, England appear set to keep the faith with Smith in Adelaide. The hope – as is the case – is that a return to a traditional match environment triggers his top form, with Perth's trampoline surface and the unfamiliar day-night format now in the past.

The alternative is to implement the plan discovered during the victorious series in New Zealand last year by shifting the batsman down to his more natural home as a active No. 5 or 6, giving him the wicketkeeping duties, and selecting a new No 3. Bethell scored runs for the Lions over the weekend, or maybe an all-rounder could perform a comparable function to the former spinner in 2023.

In the end, none of this is ideal, with Australia's superior basics having shattered pre-series optimism and pushed the broader philosophy into the spotlight.